If you want to go out with me this Friday night, this all yours

Do you have friends?

Yes

Go with your friends then

I'm not playing with you

So do I

Last nite I had a dream...

I wanna watcha this Amerikkas gangsta movie

I check my wallet, nuttin' there. So, I was askin' people...Yo, bro..gimme spare koins. N dey say I was a bum n don't call em bro

A real slim gal in da kafe askin', so watcha gettin'. N I say I gotta sum koins n gonna work it out more

She gimme gangsta salute, n I feel weak at da knees n go lucky

I asked her, ya watcha movie with me?....she smiled....n damn!!! I woke up

I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body. I shaved eight hours ago and now my legs are hairy again. Jeans and long skirt have become a necessity for covering up

Hi, do you sell a jar of bee wax for hair removal?

This is a cosmetic counter, we don't sell any of that stuff

This is just what I need

I can't believe my eyes.. 8 o'clock.

Beauty is only skin deep and definitely hairless

Have we met before?

I should win beach babe because I know I look hot hot hot

Ssh..!

..Don't tell her I'm hiding here, I hate it when she keeps calling me kitty.. I'm better than Kitty

Are you flirting with the drivers passing by? - " A little flluttering ot the eyelashes never hurt anyone...

..especially to a driver who has the coolest drink like that one

..ha..ha.. stop it guys, i'm ticklish....he..he.. don't crawl on my belly and toes....

Aww.. you are poking my eyes

Whoa....!!

I'm going to the city to scare more people. Wait a minute...what is that?

Hey you, I wonder how you can walk? - "I have magic shoes which can grant your wish"

How can I take him seriously. I will follow him to steal his shoes

There he is, I remember the crack on his pants

(...whooosh.......)

I will try his shoes... phewww!...how bad do these shoes smell!

I love being a human, the first place i hit is the pub, I want to know how does it feel to get drunk and stupid

Money is tight, every cent counts. I'm going to write a letter to my old friend Tom Kat. I'm saving sixty cents for stamp

This must be the street for the letter without stamp

Mr. Tom Kat ....it says return to sender, you forgot the stamp

I want a real deal body, that no one wants to mess with me

Hell no !!!

I was bullied when I was a kid. Now things have changed. I could lift him, fold him up into little pieces and take those pieces and kick all their asses.

The only problem... the steroid that I want to buy is not cheap and I'm broke.

Is that Grandma with her friends? What a coincidence!

Grandma,..can you lend me three hundred dollars to buy some vitamins?

Why don't you find a job? This is my casino money, now I have less chips for me to play

Houston, we have a problem. The angle from the earth to the moon isn't right if we launch the probe from Texas. The longitude and latitude has to be 30.17S 115 East

The exact location will be moved to Down Under, in Perth at Mt. Lawley precisely

All astronauts are ready to enter the craft module, we are going to count down the time now

Three...two...one.......BLAST OFF!!

News to the world, the seagull has landed